Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Office and a little Blah

I'm totally totally dazed. Its three in the afternoon and all I can do is stare at the screen expecting it to explode anytime. If that happens, I'll call it the most eventful workday in almost 290 days now. Don't ask me what I did 290 days ago, I'm pretty sure I was sitting in front of another computer screen waiting for it to turn into a genie or something.

It amazes me how I can do this every single day. Just sit, and do something which in the entire scheme of the universe is just a bloody waste of energy. What do I do? Some idealists may say, I'm helping a business understand their shortcomings. Let me tell you one thing, the only shorts or comings I know are the ones that can never be used in the same sentence. So much for helping others! Its all just a scam. All I know is that, I have a laptop and an unblocked internet connection, and yet, I cease to be amazed by this intriguing web of interlinked shit. Maybe I'm growing old, who knows? or maybe I just need a holiday.

You know? Even holidays in between weeks are spoiled by this mind numbing everyday romp. When I do take a rare off day, I keep thinking what should I do when I don't have a computer screen to stare at? Has it ever happened to you or is it just me? So, I stare at the TV. I'm also used to just nodding my head at every airbag that talks to me, and I follow the same principle at home. My mother is not amused when I don't turn off the stove like I agreed to. If I had a penny for all the things I'd done after nodding my head to, I'd have like 3 pennies, so its not my fault.

I know I haven't been updating my blog from a long time now, and I'll tell you precisely why. One guy I was talking to last week told me that he will never change his profile picture on facebook, as it had got 200 odd likes, and he's scared that his new picture wont get any. Maybe, that's why even I'm not writing. Some social acceptance phobia or something, who knows? I know this has nothing to do with what I was talking about, but I'm dazed, I already told.

Speaking of Facebook, I have an amazing 3G connection on my phone. Idea. I pay for 3g, It shows 2G symbol on screen, and I get half G speed. Truly an amazing Idea. So anyway, I'm now staring at the mobile screen right now, waiting for some inane pic to load. Incredibly busy. So go now.















18 comments:

  1. First time here..:-) Loved your blog..:-)

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    1. Please come again..my social acceptance phobia will reduce a bit

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  2. Hahaha..simply superb! Love your sense of humour..well..i have had such days too..so that makes two of us!

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  3. Hahaha..simply superb! Love your sense of humour..well..i have had such days too..so that makes two of us!

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  4. What an idea, madamjee.. :P Why don't you update your blog from the mobile itself? Anyway you are not uploading many pics... And 0.5g is enough to type and press publish. BTW, Your reading that all businesses are scam shows that you have incredible business acumen, beyond your age. Who knows, you might become a business guru (like Warren Buffet) tomorrow? :P

    Destination Infinity

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    1. One more scam..making me think i have business acumen!

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  5. hhmm seriously your work has taken a toll on yr sanity :P :D ,,,
    well gud u aleast thought of blogging aftr a long tym,,...:)
    keep posting more often it might help u to destress :)

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    1. Oh nothing can take a toll on my sanity..:)

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  6. one sec i thought is idea really that good in 3g? lol ...

    loved this post .. superb!

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  7. bwahahah .soooper.
    dude..write again dude \m/

    Cheers!!

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  8. aila.. that guy won't change his pro pic? :P
    hahah I was first thinking to comment 'that makes us too' but honestly, this is the scenario with most of us :)

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  9. Gahahahaha....ur job might be a scam but it pays right? thats enuff for now!! :D
    and social acceptance phobia?? ermmmm...ur blog and ur way of writing is funny enuff to be followed :)

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