I always thought why people hate going to office, when they don't mind going back to college. I was ignorant and dumb, and was waiting to start working like all impatient college goers, who have no reason to do so except that they are perpetually broke. I always used to visualise myself shopping more and more when I start working, rather than the actual work itself.
Anyway, finally my "dream" came true and I started working about six months ago. Here are some of the things I learnt in office
1)In college, you come late, you go for a movie, anyway no point in going to class late.
There are no fixed timings in office. You come late, you go home late or you don't go home at all. They don't mind keeping you there.
2)In college, you have to beg your principal to let you have a college fest, beg some more to let you have a DJ, and fall on his feet for funds
In office, they have to beg you to attend a fest, beg some more for you to dance and funds, yeah rite, as if you are bothered!
3) In college, you hate eating at home even if the canteen food is disgusting, you prefer to go there.
In office, even if the food court stuff is palatable, you prefer eating from your 'dabba' or in some worse restaurant nearby, but not the food court
4) In college, you have to open all the windows of your classroom for a whiff of air to come in, sometimes you have to stick a piece of paper in the fan regulator for it to even start moving at 5rpm
In office, you have to tel the AC maintenance guy to increase the temperature, b'cos it is so damn cold
5) In college, you can get internal marks either by cheating in the exam/ buttering the teacher big time
In office, you actually have to work to get any sort of incentive!!:(
6)In college, if you copy in exams, they debar you for 2 yrs
In office, if you don't copy( and paste, of course), you don't get anywhere. Infact, try writing the code from scratch, and probably, they'll debar you
7) In college, you get bored at home and will be dying to go back to college to see what new stories are happening in class
In office, obviously you get bored and you will be dying to go home and see what's cooking for dinner
Anyway, the point is I don't know why I was dying to start working!!!!
N guess what?! I don't even like shopping now!