Don 2 and the resulting rant

I watched Don 2. And I say, it is a dabba movie.

Whenever I watch a movie and come, nobody asks me how it is, they just assume that I'd hate it anyway, I would like to tell all those jerks, "Yes, you are right!"

I will not like any movie in which Shahrukh Khan is wearing a fake rastafari-type hairdo and jumping out of buildings thinking, "Ohh Tom Cruise is jumping from Burj Dubai, lemme also jump from some building even though it is as unnecassary as my over-acting!"

I will not like any movie in which Salman Khan is called "Lovely Singh" and is kicking ten people in one go like a drunken monkey and I will also not like the fact that the same movie is hammed into a hundred languages, who knows maybe even in assamese!

I will not like any movie in which Aamir Khan copies a script from an adolescent book, not even give the author some credit and changes it in such a way that he becomes god, Wow! Aamir you are a genius! but no thanks!

I will not like any movie in which Ajay Devgan gangs up with any jobless actor available at that time and craps around thinking that he's funny. I'm sorry Ajay, stick to kicking people in the nuts, oh wait! Don't do that, its almost doubly unbearable!

I will not like any movie in which an in-the-waiting-corpse is made up so damn much that its cost eats up almost half the movie budget and made to strut around with another moronic giggling barbie, and I don't care how famous the corpse or the barbie is!

In short, I will not like any movie in which we are asked to "leave our brains behind and enjoy".

Listen Bollywood people! We cannot leave our brains behind. If you've tricked almost a billion people to do it and you think its working, it is only because they are frustrated and movies are the cheapest way to have a good time, so stop misusing their innocence and churning out crap every single weekend.

All I'm asking for is a sensible script, in which Aamir Khan is not allowed to manipulate.

And all those people who loved Don 2, please contact me if you have any problem with this post, I'll point out what pissed me off in every scene of the movie.

Disclaimer:

No offence to any of the actors mentioned above..

lol..

who am I kidding? Go ahead, take offense :D