Two and a half movies - Mine!

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Its been a long time. I need to make fun of somebody or something just to make me feel better. Its not that big a problem. I just watched Raaz 3 recently and Boy! Wasn't it scary!. For Bollywood's future. If Hindi cinema goes the same way, soon A grade movies will be B grade, C grade will be D grade and let me go ahead and recite the alphabet for you. I have never watched a horror movie in my life. I used to get scared listening to Aahat's theme music, and I was literally ROFLing in Raaz 3 initially. After a point, I simply wanted to ROF so that I could avoid watching Bipasha basu's awful dance moves. Who choreographed the movie? Usain Bolt's personal trainer?? And What's with Emraan Hashmi doing Karate with a ghost?? It was really scary.

A week passed, I forgot and forgave the movie like I always do. I'm a saint. Then came Barfi. Every damn ant was praising it on FB. Barfi is the best movie ever. Barfi is magical and shit like that. I thought what the hell and went to watch it. So, I was sitting in the theatre with my ultra large tub of overpriced damp popcorn on my lap, waiting to be blown away just like my fashionably chubby schoolmate Lakku Lakshmibai gasped on FB. It blew me away, she said. I figured it would literally take a lot to blow her away, and I'd be relatively easy. Oh! I was excited. Maybe it'd be another Dil Chahta Hai. I had waited ten years. Ten long years. I needed to be blown away. Please Bollywood, I thought. The movie started. And it ended. And I was right there. I just can't point out what's wrong with the movie. Yes Ranbir has acted well, Priyanka not so much, and Ileana looks like a dream. But can we make a movie out of a hundred perfect moments? Hmmm, Don't think so. I already know who's carrying home this year overrated filmfare award for best actor Male. Its Bipasha Basu for Raaz 3. So better luck next time, Ranbir.

Anyway, in the long hiatus I had taken from blogging, I made a short film. Since I make fun of every movie I watch, I give you guys the pleasure of ripping my movie apart. Go ahead.





PS: Pleease be kind, Please, please, I beg you..I'm crying, I swear

17 comments:

  1. Enjoyed the post and nice attempt at film making too. :)

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  2. Haven't watched either of the movies.. Now I would not want to as well.. Hey the bermuda triangle is a very good attempt I'd say.. It was fun to watch.

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  3. There is one extremely exciting thing about your movie - It's free. We don't have to buy tickets to see it, no popcorn/pepsi expenses and we don't have to go to a movie hall (which, these days is becoming more expensive that movie tickets).

    Think about how much money you saved for all of us - Raaz 3 + Barfi = Rs. 800 (at least). For this reason, I give Bermuda Triangle 1 Star out of........ ............ ............ .......... ......... .............. .......... 2 stars :D

    Destination Infinity

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    1. My god! I thought u gave 1 star for its merit..:-D..thanks

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  4. Thank god I did not waste my time watching either of the movies.

    I have realised movies that make a lot of noise are usually bad, people who have seen it don't want to be alone in wasting time and money so they make sure others to go through the same pain...

    And your attempt is very good, na you did not need to cry or anything its goood, and much better then what you have described aboit the movies..

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  5. Thank god I did not waste my time watching either of the movies.

    I have realised movies that make a lot of noise are usually bad, people who have seen it don't want to be alone in wasting time and money so they make sure others to go through the same pain...

    And your attempt is very good, na you did not need to cry or anything its goood, and much better then what you have described aboit the movies..

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  6. Thank god I did not waste my time watching either of the movies.

    I have realised movies that make a lot of noise are usually bad, people who have seen it don't want to be alone in wasting time and money so they make sure others to go through the same pain...

    And your attempt is very good, na you did not need to cry or anything its goood, and much better then what you have described aboit the movies..

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    1. Firstly, thanks for liking my movie..and secondly thanks for the 3 comments u put up by mistake :-D

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  7. Raaz 3 trailer itself was ROFL ha ha...As for Barfi, the whole world is going ga-ga over it, so not sure :) And your movie was cool!

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  8. A hilarious post as always. :) Trust you to rip movies apart with ease. ;)

    But your movie was very good. Very different and interesting. It is a good short film. And the actors were quite natural too. :) Good stuff.

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    1. Raj..ur too kind :-)..thank u very much!

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  9. Cool reviews & hilarious too--it was nice reading your post.

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