Of Love week, Facebook and Iran

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Love, a beautiful emotion.

It fills my heart with feelings feelings so deep, that it reaches my stomach and rebounds, and within the next five seconds, you can guess what I had for dinner.

Lets keep that exercise for later.

Now read this,

What happened to the good old days when love was confined to the boundaries of the neighbourhood Krishna Rao park, when it was only embarrassing to the poor old men who entered such parks for a 10 feet walk, when the only witness to lovey-dovey boy and girl was the pigeon who waited patiently while trying to choose which part would be most effective to shit on, when publicity was taboo, when girls dressed like suicide bombers so that their relatives don't recognise them. It is gone. This is the love that Bobby Deol sang about in he movie Kareeb, I don't remember the song exactly but I'm sure he must've sung about it. Secret love.

But nowadays, people are becoming hopeless. And its all because of this horrible Facebook.

It has unknowingly started a cultural revolution in India. These lovers, they post all their love msgs, PDA pictures etc etc on it. I ask, where are their relatives and what are they doing? Shouldn't they be the ones who should take the enormous responsibility of informing the love sick donkeys' respective parents about the antics of their kids? Isn't this the right time to take advantage of their unwritten constitutional right:

"Right to impose self's opinion on your wife's sister's brother-in-law's daughter's life" (Applicable to the citizen's family upto his fifth circle, can be extended to sixth under extraordinary conditions, for example: when somebody's daughter elopes)

But its hard nowadays, even these relatives, whose opinion is sacrosanct in all Indian homes, so sacred that every house has a long distance phone call to make before taking any major decision in the neighbour's brother's daughter's life. (Yes, they are so important)  nowadays even they are keeping quiet! Tell me, is it fair?

This bloody publicity of lovers, Its affecting even the film industry badly. Bollywood may have moved past it, but Tollywood, Kollywood, Sandalwood and Lollywood still make moolah out of clandestine lovers. Remember the millions of movies in which rich girl and poor boy fall in love, girl and boy decide to get married, girl and boy have to face furious daddy and his flexible villians, boy fights all of them and wins Daddy's heart. Now tell me what will these people make movies on?

What happened to all the caste problems and rich-poor divide, have all of the parents suddenly become uber-cool? How nasty! Don't they know that we live in India, the land of the Khap panchayat and its associates whose names are not as famous as Khap and hence I'm not aware of. Parents, I tell you, when kids are out of their twenties they let them go haywire, sometimes to the extent of being happy for them. Ridiculous, I say!

You are not understanding the gravity of the situation, are you? You think I'm making up illogical, outdated crap, eh? Then you must be one of those lovers who just posted:

"I had a wonderful valentine's week with my sugar honey bunny. He gave me the bestest surprise ever. Thank you my chunnu munnu gunnu"

And hence, I give a chunnu munnu gunnu's ass about your opinion.

But this status that I read, it is the last straw:

"If you are single and feeling sad and lonely on valentine's day, remember that you are unloved the other 364 days as well"

War! I declare War!

Maybe, next year, I'll join the Sri Rama Sene. But, It seems they are into peaceful protests now. Losers!
Hmm..I'll take it up with Ahmedinejad, he seems to be the right guy to tackle this. Now, if you will excuse me, I also have to make a long distance call to Iran.











47 comments:

  1. hehe :P yes, ask ahmed.. TRY MAGNETIC BOMBS.. It was a funny read again, i was laughing all over the read, it is tough to beat you in HUMOR :P
    chunnu munnu gunnu LOL :P
    there are some though provocations as well :)

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  2. "These lovers, they post all their love msgs, PDA pictures etc etc on it. I ask, where are their relatives and what are they doing? "

    Oh you can't believe this - I know 2 people on FB who have put their PDA pics on FB. And trust me, when I saw those pics I was just so 'WTF!" on those pics. They just don't understand what is to be showed to public and what not.

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    1. Hehe..let them do whatever they want..I'm just making fun of them, no judgements :)

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  3. Honestly I'm not sure if this was a pun intended post favoring PDA or against it...

    But I'm sure I laughed my ass off reading through it...

    Chunnu Munnnu Gunnu.....hahahahhahahahahha....You've got a funny bone.

    O wait...I'm still laughing at the chunnu munnu gunnu line...hahhahah...thumbs up for the humour :D

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    1. Yes, it was pun intended..My posts are so vague, i actually have to explain :D..! Thanks for visiting my blog!

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  4. "Right to impose self's opinion on your wife's sister's brother-in-law's daughter's life" haha :D :D
    BTW where was Iran in the post..?? :P

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  5. Hahahaha :P.
    Awesome post :D.
    Had me laughing from the beginning till the end ;).
    Way to go girl :D.

    And chunnu munnu gunnu :O. Uggh!! Lovers are Cheesy!! Eww!! :|

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    1. Yes, they are cheesy and force us to witness their crap..! We are alright without it!

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    2. Just imagine :|.
      I gotta deal with my BRO and his GF everyday :| :(.
      Way too cheesy I say :( :|.

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  6. I think people who enjoy showing off or getting validation, recognition etc do such things on FB.. If it makes them happy, let them do it. If we don't like it, then there is a button 'hide all updates from xyz' :)

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    1. Yep! I know it, but that doesn mean we cant make fun of them :D

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  7. ha ha ha lolmax :P :D so when r u joining Ahmedinejad :P :D
    indeed dese virtual lovers in the virtual world of Fb at times get on to my nerves,
    grt way to make fun of then Anna by this grt post :)

    http://campbuzzz.blogspot.in/2012/02/rape.html

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    1. Yes, they provide inexhaustible material :D

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  8. The first two line started with a bang! (I mean bomb! :P) A laugh riot all the way. :D

    Man, I am sick of all those PDA pics they put up on FB. I don't care if they get 100 likes and 200 comments or whatever. Irritating. I have politely unsubscribed from these stupid updates.

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  9. :) people have too much free time on their hand thats what it is ...
    and the other thing is people pressing the LIKE buttons tooo without reading sometimes what it is ...

    Thats why no facebook for me ..

    Bikram's

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    1. Good for you..but not many can resist the temptation of free gossip..facebook=free gossip :D..

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  10. As Tyler Durden would have put it
    "We're Valentine's unwanted children so be it.."

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  11. Hey, when you join the Sri Ram Sene tell me...I will sign up too.

    Loved your writing. Fantabulous.

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    1. I won't join them..I have bigger plans..;).Thanks for the compliments! :)

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  12. Bravo, Bravo *claps like a maniac*

    I was just wondering why there seems to be this sudden overdose of virtual PDA on facebook and bang, here you come up with a masterpeice on it.

    Do get one copy of the admission form for either of Sri Ram Sene or Ahmedanajidad's crusaders for me when you apply in return I will sponsor your lathi/Ninchaks/club procurement cost :P.

    Cheers :)

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    1. Thank you Atrocious, the name itself is atrocious :D..Thanks for the sponsorship, maybe we can start a new Srirama sene type organisation, can make some money also..what say? :D

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  13. Facebook and Liking each and everything that comes in front of you...that's the last thing I would do...I truly hate it... x-(

    anyways...
    Here's an award for you... :D :D :D

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    1. Oh my god! Another award??..awards galore! :D..thanks man!

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  14. Nice post ..enjoyed :) especially the pic hehe

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    1. Pic..!..hehe..I cant take credit for it :D

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  15. From Love to Facebook to Iran.. you went places! ;) Didn't know Lollywood existed! :P And is Ram Sene into peace now! God save Bangalore! :D As usual another hilarious read!

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  16. We should ask all those lovers to read 'The psychology behind giving and wanting love - Why PDA is addictive and might hurt you on the long run'! :)

    Destination Infinity

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    1. Maybe I should read it first!..what is it?

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  17. Brilliant. Can't add anything here - you captured it all :-)

    "I had a wonderful valentine's week with my sugar honey bunny. He gave me the bestest surprise ever. Thank you my chunnu munnu gunnu" --- cracked me up :-D

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  18. http://abhyudayadoses.blogspot.in/2012/02/looks-like-i-am-versatile-blogger.html You're welcome!

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    1. What can I say!..one award, one week, four times! :)

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